Siva vs GLT

[Despot]

09-01 19:55:17 +0000 Doodlebug [3:194:4] No subject Reply
ur gay you fat ugly bitch

I take this as a declaration of war. That account is allegedly used by Killerbuck's "sister", from the same IP address he logs on from. Thinking you can create a second account and hide behind a false name while you throw insults is not going to work. You've seen what happens when people send me messages like this. No female would use an insult like this, they are typically far more creative.

You see, this is why I would rather stick my nuts in a blender than let you into any alliance I am part of.

This war will last until Killerbuck comes out of the closet and takes his boyfriend home to meet Ma, and Pa (once you figure out which of kids on the "special" bus he was).

I'm not gay. Not fat. Not even ugly, though I ain't no oil painting either. But I AM a bitch. Time to prove it I guess.

[Despot]

Hmmm, maybe GLT really stands for Gay / Lesbian / Transexual?

[RavinPagan]

LMFAO

Bitch fight!!!!

And yup women are waaaaay more inventive

are there more than 2 members in glt?

Maybe glt is gimp likes torture or giant lactating tit or gurning lycanthrope tittalates or genius lacking twat ( is that a smart man then???)

or gnat lipped twerp ......the list is endless..... try it at home boys and girls

[KingWill]

haha. and i stopped attacking killerbuck cause i felt bad about taking an active player fun out of the game.

[xoriat]

O HAPPY DAY!!

[Despot]

Funnily enough, I had planned to crush him from within moments of him joining. I tried to help and advise him, and just got mouthiness in return, so I landed a colony in his home system ready for the day when he would fall into my attack range. Over time, I mellowed out a bit. But this just takes the mickey, so it is the end of that alliance.

Note that surprise surprise, his "sister" is now a member. Perhaps Doodlebug is his drag queen name? The Dame Edna of trailerparks.

[RavinPagan]

gonads leak testosterone

gullible lying twit

[Despot]

Generally lacking testicles?

Gonads leaking testosterone ain't right. This assumes he has both gonads and testosterone. I thought I had taught you better than to make such wildly improbably assumptions in this game

[Despot]

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:58:12 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter
Number 5 2 150


Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 35 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 89 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1


The attacking fleet fires for 47.958 on the defender. The defender shields absord 47.849 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 54.839.868 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 5.844 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 32 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 80 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 1.956.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 19.650 units.
A debris field containing 929.340 units of Metal and 256.050 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 11 %

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:58:24 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter
Number 10 153 157

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 32 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 80 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1


The attacking fleet fires for 68.692 on the defender. The defender shields absord 68.552 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 47.369.803 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 9.316 points of damage.

Attacker 187

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 28 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 71 566 2.003 17 112 363 25 6 61 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 2.571.500 units.
The defender has lost a total of 32.150 units.
A debris field containing 1.131.240 units of Metal and 425.850 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 15 %
The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:58:39 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. H. Fighter
Number 10 198

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 28 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 71 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1


The attacking fleet fires for 69.056 on the defender. The defender shields absord 68.932 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 51.593.359 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 9.671 points of damage.

Attacker 187

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 26 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 66 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 2.625.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 12.250 units.
A debris field containing 1.236.300 units of Metal and 346.050 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 15 %

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:58:54 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter
Number 10 763

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 26 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.997 2.580 66 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The attacking fleet fires for 65.735 on the defender. The defender shields absord 65.624 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 46.268.231 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 16.151 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 25 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.996 2.579 58 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 2.439.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 85.800 units.
A debris field containing 769.680 units of Metal and 745.200 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 15 %

Report created in 0.00164914131165 seconds

[Despot]

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:59:09 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter
Number 10 830 184

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 25 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.996 2.579 58 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1


The attacking fleet fires for 146.007 on the defender. The defender shields absord 145.791 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 52.350.384 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 24.934 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 23 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.996 2.579 48 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 4.940.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 16.500 units.
A debris field containing 1.899.600 units of Metal and 1.074.300 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %
A moon has formed around the planet Xeriphas

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:59:21 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter
Number 15 820 152


Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 23 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.996 2.579 48 566 2.003 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1


The attacking fleet fires for 132.660 on the defender. The defender shields absord 132.498 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 51.424.967 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 22.046 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter Cruiser B.ship Recycler E. Probe Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 20 1.614 21.259 237 349 9.996 2.579 37 566 2.002 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 4.585.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 131.350 units.
A debris field containing 1.758.660 units of Metal and 1.071.150 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %
A moon has formed around the planet
Report created in 0.0018138885498 seconds

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:59:54 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter
Number 10 1.639


Defender Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 9.996 566 2.002 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The attacking fleet fires for 159.064 on the defender. The defender shields absord 159.064 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 43.994.858 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 35.212 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 9.996 566 2.002 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 5.067.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 1.520.100 units of Metal and 1.520.100 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %

The following fleets faced Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:26:25 +0000 :

Attacker 187
Type S. Cargo. L. Cargo. L. Fighter H. Fighter
Number 18 10 1.290 140

Defender Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 10.036 566 2.006 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The attacking fleet fires for 200.798 on the defender. The defender shields absord 200.798 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 47.755.748 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 26.694 points of damage.

Attacker 187
Destroyed!

Defender Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer. RIP Battlecruiser R. Launcher Light Laser. Heavy Laser Ion Cannon Plasma Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 10.036 566 2.006 17 112 363 26 6 62 3 1 1

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 5.842.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 2.073.000 units of Metal and 1.432.200 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %
A moon has formed around the planet [2:229:6] !


Isn't that typical? You wait ages for a moon, and three come at once. There was no probe before this attack, and it was sent from Galaxy 3, so I had well over an hour to react. There is another fleet incoming in about 10 hours time from another Greatly Laughable Twit, which includes a death star. Umm ok. More debris. Yay!

Not only have they given me the moon I wanted there, they have paid for my jump gate, so I can come back and slap Buck around some more whenever I feel like it without paying for fuel. I'm off to Galaxy 3 now to play with all those planets that just suicided their fleets.