SIVA vs LEA

[wolfprophet]

I use that version as it gets the message across to more people more fully. If I use other translations, I tend to sound like Hank Hill's Asian neighbour. Or Amy Wong's parents in Futurama.

Now where is my Buggalo?

So....are ya Chinese or Japanese?

[Despot]

Well, I can't stand Sushi, so if you are what you eat that makes me significantly Cantonese.

"Absolutely Fabulous" Quote - Patsy to Eddie I think it was - "If you are what you eat my dear, that makes you a large vegetarian tart"

[wolfprophet]

Hmm, that would make me a carnivore then. For I eat a fair amount of meat. In fact, sometimes my steaks give me sad eyes and begs not to be eaten. Then I tell them to shut up and cook into something delicious. Then I wonder....Since when can cows talk? Or more importantly, why are there eyes on my steak?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! And then my hamburgers ask me, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!" and I break down crying and saying "I hope you thought this was as amusing as I did when I typed it out of complete and utter randomness." as I pound my fists on the crumbling floor and fall into darkness.

[Despot]

200 years ago it was smallpox in the blankets. Now it's CJB in your cheeseburgers. Mwahahaha.

[wolfprophet]

I prefer peanut butter in my chocolate though. xD

[RavinPagan]

PMSL

[wolfprophet]

Me thinks LEA is rather badly beaten. But I could be wrong.

[Despot]

I'd say rather well beaten actually.

These were simultaneous. Needed some metal.

The following fleets faced Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:33:01 +0000 :

Attacker Despot
Number 1.000 100 250


Defender iDestiny
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter Cruiser B.ship E. Probe R. Launcher
Number 216 165 10 300 16 823


The attacking fleet fires for 4.232.500 on the defender. The defender shields absord 154.587 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 937.085 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 817.948 points of damage.

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 981 99 250


Defender iDestiny
Type L. Cargo. L. Fighter Cruiser B.ship R. Launcher
Number 26 20 2 180 83


The attacking fleet fires for 4.371.400 on the defender. The defender shields absord 65.305 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 448.164 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 448.164 points of damage.

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 981 99 250


Defender iDestiny
Destroyed!
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 372874 units of Metal, 824063 units of Crystal and 824063 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 1.215.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 24.131.100 units.
A debris field containing 10.871.460 units of Metal and 3.101.700 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %

[Despot]

The following fleets faced Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:35:54 +0000 :

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 1.000 40 100


Defender iDestiny
Type L. Cargo. B.ship Solar Satellite.
Number 70 98 250


The attacking fleet fires for 3.055.000 on the defender. The defender shields absord 46.381 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 249.233 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 249.233 points of damage.

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 1.000 40 100


Defender iDestiny
Destroyed!
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 379381 units of Metal, 96085 units of Crystal and 575132 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 7.067.500 units.
A debris field containing 3.262.500 units of Metal and 978.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %
The following fleets faced Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:37:50 +0000 :

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 1.000 40 100


Defender iDestiny
Type L. Cargo. B.ship Solar Satellite.
Number 50 92 250

The attacking fleet fires for 3.430.000 on the defender. The defender shields absord 50.481 points of damage.
The defensive fleet fires back for 211.590 against the attacker. The attacker shields absorb 211.590 points of damage.

Attacker Despot
Type B.ship Bomber Destroyer.
Number 1.000 40 100


Defender iDestiny
Destroyed!
The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 333534 units of Metal, 693233 units of Crystal and 693233 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 6.407.500 units.
A debris field containing 2.992.500 units of Metal and 852.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %

Report created in 0.00062894821167 seconds

[Despot]

Looks like they have disbanded. Noted a few refugees joining Tina.