Hall of Fame Round 2 discussion

[Sadbutrue]

i dont want despot donkey punching you with my dick in your mouth

[PsychoBunny]

so effiel towers a no then ?????

[Sadbutrue]

eiffel tower is when two guys plow a chick one on each side of her and then do a hi5 so it depends on which side i am on. not sure if i would risk your mouth after crashing your fleet

[PsychoBunny]

I am aware lmao

and told ya that was my own fault you crashed my fleet, was mid relocate when i had to go out should have recalled but didnt.....awwwww you scared i would bite it off??????

[Sadbutrue]

it is a risk

[PsychoBunny]

everything is

blow up doll smiley

you sure your not into those real dolls?

[Sadbutrue]

I really want one... every time i carve a piece of fruit so i can use it to masturbate i imagine having sex with a real doll. just an important bit of info... make sure the fruit is non acidic.

since its October its time co carve a pumpkin mmmm

[PsychoBunny]

Do you heat it up 1st so its warm ?

can you afford one of those real dolls i heard they are made to measure so im sure you can get one to fit

[Sadbutrue]

no i need custom gear... i have a micro penis which is why i am a virgin since i dont have enough length to penetrate. warming up objects is key and you must use hot water and not the microwave

[PsychoBunny]

Yeah that get messy otherwise and try explaining that in the emergancy room

So do you have a fav fruit ? what would recomend for the novice in fruit and veg f**king?