Quotes Game

[unit43]

Post your quotes here, the next poster has to relate his quote to the previous.

"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.”
-Unknown

Have fun

[Ryurik]

Life is like a hair on a toilet seat...sooner or later you get peed off!

[wolfprophet]

Don't Follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

[unit43]

Don't walk behind me, I might get nervous. Don't walk in front of me, I might want to lead. Don't walk beside me, I get claustrophobic. Just STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

[Despot]

I'm taking Rapid Fire on this one

"They're armed.
What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?"
"Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

"There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses."

Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh, security.
Winston: That's right, that's right, security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' f*&^ing use it?
Charles: Well, I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes, but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?
Willie: Chill, Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the f$%^ing cage locked!* What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-f&cking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Sh$t! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't f$cking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

[Sadbutrue]

i see we have a guy ritchie fan

[Despot]

Not really, but I do love well written dialogue.

Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?
Errol: I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.
Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

[unit43]

Nice..... quote?

[Despot]

Yup. Was another one from a Ritchie film.

"you can keep the fat f%^k. Lads can't lift him"

[wolfprophet]

TV Detective: "Bastard's the name! But you can call me Right Bleeding. All my friends do, or did."
Mike: "How do ya mean?"
TV Detective: "I killed 'em. Now where's your license?"
Mike: "Well, as the Eunuch said to Mussolini, I don't have one and if I did, I wouldn't show you!"