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I'm shocked....normally people say that about me...in fact, if I had a dollar for every time someone said "You remind me of someone..." to me, I could buyout Bill Gates and sell him into male prostitution in Malaysia.

Cat, name begin with an "a" by any chance?

ooohhh Mr. Fluffeh,

You so sad now. Why you so sad?

Is it cuz you find out my name from somewhere else where I Farmed you?

You still have time. Time is not on your side though my friend.

Soon I will be too big for you to eat. Not too long after that Da Fluffeh will be perfect for Lunch. So don't waste your time.

If you wait too long, you may just find out how shiny the new ships I make with the debris from your fleet will be.

Come on now. Here Kitteh, Kitteh, Kitteh.

Yus like the babytalk so much lets play a little game now.

You won the Kitteh
I two the Kitteh
You three the Kitteh
I four the Kitteh
You five the Kitteh
I six the Kitteh
You seven the Kitteh
I ATE the KITTEH.... Before too long.... BAHAHAHAHAHA !

Bet that took you hours to write

give ya a 6 for effort but 2 for intimdation (was a bit lame)

I thought it was 10 for originality, and 9 for delivery

Really a 10 for i ATE the kitteh???? For Shame Sad

you rather he typed out EIGHT?

Why? wasn't that meant to be the punchline?

it was. i thought it was funny and original

But surely that number 87 from the oldest joke book ( kids edition )

Funny you may find it but original it aint