Kitteh room 4 teh kittehz

[Cheshire Cat]

Dis room iz 4 all teh kittehs to speek kitteh. If ur NOT a kitteh but cans speek teh leet kitteh speekinz, den u iz also welkum heer.

If ur NOT a kitteh an canz NOT speek teh leet kitteh speakinz stop reedin NAO! DO NOT WANT U!

If u arz a kitteh an u canz NOT speek teh leet kitteh speekinz den you mus proceed to teh neerist vet an tell himz u needs to be fixed.

Umm, we cans talks about umm... catnip... an cheezbrgrz... an teh gr8 an mighty Ceiling Cat... an uthr leet kitteh topikz heer.

U mai start speekinz NAO!

okthxbai!

[Sadbutrue]

i think i just got stupider reading that

[Cheshire Cat]

lolz U just mad at teh kitteh for nommin ur cheezbrgrz. Besides u shoulda stopped at teh 2nd line cuz u can't speek teh leet kitteh speekinz.

[Sadbutrue]

you are not speaking it either

[Liam_Jay]

tehhh tehhh tehhh no i like coffee

[Sadbutrue]

[wolfprophet]

Sorry Sad, but we have no room for people who can't laugh here. ;P Muahahahahahahahahaha.

[Sadbutrue]

you have hardly anyone here

[wolfprophet]

Your point Mr. Cynical? MAYBE if more people realized there's a forum. xD

[Despot]

He's not cynical. No-one could ever prove it to him.