Liam The Riddle Master

[Liam_Jay]

Tell ME what you guys think lol

okay ready ..

Q:If a man carried my burden, he would break his back.
I am not rich, but I leave silver in my track.
What am I?
A: A Snail

Q: What does man love more than life,
fear more than death or mortal strife?
What does the rich have, the poor require,
and all contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
and all men carry to their grave?
A: Nothing.

Q: You take a knife to slice my head,
and weep beside me when I'm dead.
What am I?
A: An Onion.


but the one i cannot fiqure out is why are superman's briefs worn outside?
(its the hardest riddle evertold )

[Liam_Jay]

also post your own riddles

[RavinPagan]

why you post the answers?

[Liam_Jay]

because people would post there own riddles and then they would never be answered to

[Jett]

as far as the superman underpants thing goes..

if you see someone wearing their underwear on the outside, your mind automatically blocks it out, and you forget that you just saw a man flying, plus it would scare the crap out of anyone..

[RavinPagan]

Yeah there was a guy in the old town went out wear see through pvc chaps commando style scared the crap outta me and he was he ginger * shudders* still gives me the chills just thinking bout it

And answer me the this whats the point of posting an answered riddle takes the mild amusement outta the whole

[Despot]

Hmm, reminds me of the Slimelight. There was a guy that used to dress entirely in clingfilm.

[wolfprophet]

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Ive been around for a long, long year. Stole many a mans soul and faith.
And I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
I stuck around St. Petersburg. When I saw it was a time for a change.
Killed the czar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain.
I rode a tank. Held a general's rank. When the blitzkrieg raged.

Pleased to meet you.
Hope you guess my name.

[RavinPagan]

And the bodies stank

[Despot]

I held a General's rank.