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Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:08 pm
by Gator
For you Wolf,
"Adult male alligators are typically 11.2 to 14.5 ft (3.4 to 4.4 m) in length, while adult females average 8.2 to 9.8 ft (2.5 to 3.0 m). One Florida alligator allegedly reached a length of 19 feet 2 inches (5.84 m)." Quoted from the encyclopedia.

I know that I'm going to get some crap from you Aussies about your crocs... But until you name your self "Croc" on the game, I don't want to hear it! :)

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:41 am
by Liam_Jay
Foster Get Some Austraillian in ya

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:14 am
by Ryurik
Gator wrote:For you Wolf,
"Adult male alligators are typically 11.2 to 14.5 ft (3.4 to 4.4 m) in length, while adult females average 8.2 to 9.8 ft (2.5 to 3.0 m). One Florida alligator allegedly reached a length of 19 feet 2 inches (5.84 m)." Quoted from the encyclopedia.

I know that I'm going to get some crap from you Aussies about your crocs... But until you name your self "Croc" on the game, I don't want to hear it! :)
Changing name to Croc! Crickey!

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:33 am
by Gator
Ryurik wrote:
Gator wrote:For you Wolf,
"Adult male alligators are typically 11.2 to 14.5 ft (3.4 to 4.4 m) in length, while adult females average 8.2 to 9.8 ft (2.5 to 3.0 m). One Florida alligator allegedly reached a length of 19 feet 2 inches (5.84 m)." Quoted from the encyclopedia.

I know that I'm going to get some crap from you Aussies about your crocs... But until you name your self "Croc" on the game, I don't want to hear it! :)
Changing name to Croc! Crickey!
By the way... I was thinking of you when I wrote that. Thanks to the Crocodile hunter, us Floridians realized that our "gators" were only a cousin to the baddest MF out there!

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:26 am
by wolfprophet
Roflmao. Steve Irwin....He should have stuck to land.

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:05 pm
by Gator
"It sucks that the Crocodile Hunter died, though. He was so happy. He was like a child in his enthusiasm for animals. But in a good way and not in a creepy-Michael-Jackson-way. We should all be so lucky as to die doing what we love. This would be like if Michael Jordan died right after dunking the winning basket. Or if Tom Cruise choked to death on a pen!s."

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:04 pm
by PsychoBunny
LMAO yup steve erwin rules he was a great bloke

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:17 pm
by Gator
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had a really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:34 pm
by Liam_Jay
Lol ive heard this joke :lol: funny though :lol:

Re: Tell me a joke

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:02 pm
by divkeays
LOL never heard that joke