Tell me a joke

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wolfprophet
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Re: Tell me a joke

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Gator wrote:I need some aid
Well, I'm clean and hetero, so you're not getting your AID(s) from me.

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Re: Tell me a joke

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I wasn't asking for sexual favors :lol:
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no but your giving them for a fiver a session

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I'm not that cheap! :D
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yh but gatorade

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Everyone knows that Gatorade was invented for the University of Florida "Gator" football team thus the name-- "Gatorade."

What people don't know is that the Florida State University "Seminoles" ( named after a native Indian tribe still in Florida, and still at war with the U.S.) also made a sports drink about the same time that didn't go over as well because of its name-- "Seminole Fluid."
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yh but were saying it because of waterboy (the film) gatoradeee ..... h20

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OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Gators are mean because of their large Medulla oblongata, or is it because they have all dem teeth and no tooth brush? :lol:
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Gator wrote:OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Gators are mean because of their large Medulla oblongata, or is it because they have all dem teeth and no tooth brush? :lol:
Lol

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Gator wrote:OOOOOOHHHH!!!!! Gators are mean because of their large Medulla oblongata, or is it because they have all dem teeth and no tooth brush? :lol:
Gator wrote:Everyone knows that Gatorade was invented for the University of Florida "Gator" football team thus the name-- "Gatorade."

What people don't know is that the Florida State University "Seminoles" ( named after a native Indian tribe still in Florida, and still at war with the U.S.) also made a sports drink about the same time that didn't go over as well because of its name-- "Seminole Fluid."
I counter your interesting fun fact with another one. Gator's mating rituals generally tend to include plenty of wrestling. The one who wins gets to be on top during the actual mating. Ironically, this is also how my mating rituals tend to turn out. Unlike the male gators though, I occasionally let the female win just for the fun of it, rather than actually genuinely losing to her as most male gators do. (Due to their smaller size and weaker musculature.) ;)

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