Your Mother. Oh wait, sorry, that one was also a little stale.Gator wrote:Thats an OLD joke Wolf, how about something a little newer?
Tell me a joke
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wolfprophet
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Wolf, I meant, tell us a joke that everybody doesn't already know. You can do better than that.wolfprophet wrote:Your Mother. Oh wait, sorry, that one was also a little stale.Gator wrote:Thats an OLD joke Wolf, how about something a little newer?
The response time for a 911 call is approximately 4 minutes.....the response time for a .45 ACP hollow point is 930 feet per second....any questions?
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wolfprophet
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Tell me a joke that no one has ever heard before and I'll smack you with a frozen trout for being a liar.Gator wrote:Wolf, I meant, tell us a joke that everybody doesn't already know. You can do better than that.wolfprophet wrote:Your Mother. Oh wait, sorry, that one was also a little stale.Gator wrote:Thats an OLD joke Wolf, how about something a little newer?
Re: Tell me a joke
Why a frozen trout?
The response time for a 911 call is approximately 4 minutes.....the response time for a .45 ACP hollow point is 930 feet per second....any questions?
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wolfprophet
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Fine, if you want to ask the reason to my madness, then here! Take this herring and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with it! I DEMAND IT! NI!
Re: Tell me a joke
Thats the funniest thing you have said in this thread 
The response time for a 911 call is approximately 4 minutes.....the response time for a .45 ACP hollow point is 930 feet per second....any questions?
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wolfprophet
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Yes well, since I lost my girlfriend I also lost my sense of humour. And my sense of right and wrong. And my personal ambitions. Therefore, my next great joke: Mein own life. xD Oh ze cruel irony. An iron willed individual who fights for everything he believes in, destroyed by a female. Remember, if you want to destroy your worst enemies in life, introduce them to the women they have feelings for. They'll go down one way or another.
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This sounds like it should have been said by Klaus the goldfish in American Dad.wolfprophet wrote:Yes well, since I lost my girlfriend I also lost my sense of humour. And my sense of right and wrong. And my personal ambitions. Therefore, my next great joke: Mein own life. xD Oh ze cruel irony. An iron willed individual who fights for everything he believes in, destroyed by a female. Remember, if you want to destroy your worst enemies in life, introduce them to the women they have feelings for. They'll go down one way or another.
O hai! Ur planets? I eated dem.
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Wolf, after your last post, this joke is dedicated to you...
A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the bitch
A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the bitch
The response time for a 911 call is approximately 4 minutes.....the response time for a .45 ACP hollow point is 930 feet per second....any questions?
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wolfprophet
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Excellent joke mate.
Also, Despot, have I not said before that I have a fairly natural sounding German accent in person?
Comes from learning more German from the exchange students than from my teachers. Learned to copy the accents of Germans from Hesse, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Brandenburg. We never got students from any of the other 13 German states though. :/ I would have liked to learn to copy their accents as well. -Cough.- After all...someday it may be necessary to infiltrate their culture? Probably when I get sick to death of my own.
Also, Despot, have I not said before that I have a fairly natural sounding German accent in person?
Comes from learning more German from the exchange students than from my teachers. Learned to copy the accents of Germans from Hesse, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Brandenburg. We never got students from any of the other 13 German states though. :/ I would have liked to learn to copy their accents as well. -Cough.- After all...someday it may be necessary to infiltrate their culture? Probably when I get sick to death of my own.