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[Liam_Jay]

I don't like girly men.

Yesterday, I a shoved a Q-tip so far down my ear that I coughed.

I don't like the oompa-loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I think they want to kill me.

I'm boycotting piniatas. They promote violence against flamboyant animals.

I Am the Alphabitch!!!!!!!!

I have a theory that fish are really spies for the governments of the world. I mean, come on, all they do is sit in a glass bowl (which I believe would amplify noise vibrations) and look at you, with that vacant expression on their faces. Then they telepathicly transport information back to "The Man" and die. The perfect informant. No one suspects a fish.

Crazy people arn't crazy. They've just become more sane.

[RavinPagan]

Is this an intro page? or a confessional?

What is it about girley men that makes you feel so uncomfortable? MMMMMM brownies

I wish i didnt have the attention span of a dead fish.....

[Liam_Jay]

this aint the wishing game page
how much wood cood a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck was ..... Liam

[RavinPagan]

Hahaha see your wish came true it started somewhere else.

HOLY F**KSTICKS BATMAN

yes its big Robin ....but we've had bigger

[Liam_Jay]

hahah
I can kill armys with chopsticks

[RavinPagan]

Your mum lets you play at the table? Lucky you!

[Liam_Jay]

Chickety China The Chinese Chicken

[RavinPagan]

more tea vicar?

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Liam_Jay]

woahhhh i giant man beast aproaches

[RavinPagan]

your mother was hamster

win a weekend away for 2 in little porking jewel of the dales