Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.