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by Despot
Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Tell me a joke
Replies: 76
Views: 26408

Re: Tell me a joke

Yes well, since I lost my girlfriend I also lost my sense of humour. And my sense of right and wrong. And my personal ambitions. Therefore, my next great joke: Mein own life. xD Oh ze cruel irony. An iron willed individual who fights for everything he believes in, destroyed by a female. Remember, i...
by Despot
Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Quotes Game
Replies: 32
Views: 13620

Re: Quotes Game

Groucho Marx wrote:Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Of course, inside of a dog it's too dark to read anyway
by Despot
Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:37 pm
Forum: Help
Topic: Everything you need to know about a moon
Replies: 71
Views: 29650

Re: Everything you need to know about a moon

You're welcome.

Remember, since this thread was started, the normal maximum chance for a moon is 18%, although rarely a 19% chance is given.

Therefore, moonshots should generate 1,800,000 debris to be most effective.

200 LC, 50 BS, 1000 LF, or 750 SC to generate this.
by Despot
Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:35 pm
Forum: Help
Topic: Uncle Despot's Problem Page
Replies: 228
Views: 102752

Re: Uncle Despot's Problem Page

Getting attacked and destroying the incoming fleet is the best. Other than that, exchanging moonshots with another player. There is a thread just below this one all about moons.
by Despot
Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:32 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My Great Ideas Thread
Replies: 24
Views: 10631

Re: My Great Ideas Thread

No, but the font on the flags that pop out of the Shock Cannons could be......
by Despot
Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My Great Ideas Thread
Replies: 24
Views: 10631

Re: My Great Ideas Thread

"In Space, No-one can read Times New Roman?"
by Despot
Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:26 pm
Forum: Alliance Wars
Topic: Sadbutrue vs jovadb pwnage
Replies: 19
Views: 8673

Re: Sadbutrue vs jovadb pwnage

Actually most of us have been bored and not putting in a lot of time and effort since November.
by Despot
Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My Great Ideas Thread
Replies: 24
Views: 10631

Re: My Great Ideas Thread

It's one of those guns like Marvin the Martian has, that pops out a flag that says "Bang" in an attempt to cause cardiac arrest. Heavy shock weapons say "BANG! instead.
by Despot
Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:52 pm
Forum: Help
Topic: Uncle Despot's Problem Page
Replies: 228
Views: 102752

Re: Uncle Despot's Problem Page

No
by Despot
Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:05 am
Forum: Alliance Wars
Topic: Sadbutrue vs jovadb pwnage
Replies: 19
Views: 8673

Re: Sadbutrue vs jovadb pwnage

LMAO, are you a Political Statistics Intern or something? That's like saying you have 10 inches, because it reaches the 10" mark on the ruler when you start measuring from the end that says 12. I haven't seen your CR, obviously, otherwise I would have known you still used the gnat cloud. I thought y...